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I start this song without any words

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I got so high, I'm strapped till I bled

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Love myself better than you

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Know it's wrong, so what should I do?

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The finest day I've ever had

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Is when I learned to cry on the fan

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Love myself better than you

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Know it's wrong, so what should I do?

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I'm on a plane

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I can't complain

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I'm on a plane

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My mother died every night

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Said to say, hold me on that

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Love myself better than you

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Know it's wrong, so what should I do?

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Black she got blackmailed again

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Forgot to put my heart and I'm on a plane?

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Love myself better than you, so what should I do?

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So what should I do?

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I'm on a plane?

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I'm on a plane?

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I'm on a plane?

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I'm on a plane?

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I'm on a plane?

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Somewhere I have heard this before

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In a dream I've been restored

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Everything feels unruly to me

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What the hell am I trying to say?

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I'm out of here

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What you gotta do

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I'm on a plane

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I can't complain

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I'm on a plane

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I can't complain

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I'm on a plane

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I can't complain

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I can't complain

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I'm on a plane

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I can't complain

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I can't complain

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I can't complain

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I can't complain

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featuring Dave Grohl lovely lovely tune there about the Cessna 172 which he

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wrote

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before he did the deed

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it's such a waste

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such a waste we're still around

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Grand Mail or Ballybo Ballybo Ballybo air stream and it's a lot of fog and meshed on the ground there middle of the day doesn't seem right

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it's cloud it's cloud

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I've never seen that weather effect

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unless that's like patch patchy land over there

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or something

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we had a bit of a situation there last night we were landing on the factories quarry over here

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beautiful quarry we'll get intel on that now in a moment

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Beautiful quality.

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We'll get intel on that now in a moment.

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Ready, max, get that, max, get that, max.

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I think it's happening, max.

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I'm going to go ahead and get it.

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I'm going to go ahead and get it.

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I'm stoked.

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The nest is over here on this river.

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I don't know where we are.

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I don't know what that town could be.

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Ballybo, or Ballybo Airstrip is over there.

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It's north of Ballybo Airstrip.

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Double rainbow.

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Double rainbow.

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And a kind of G, thanks very much for the 420.

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You're having a great courage day.

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Thank you very much.

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This could be Clan Mel over here, but it looks too small.

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Then again, that could be Clan Mel further on the dishes.

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It's so intense.

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It's so intense.

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Whoa, that's a full rainbow.

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All the way.

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Double rainbow.

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Oh my God.

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It's a double rainbow all the way.

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Whoa, that's so intense.

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Whoa, that's so intense.

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Whoa, that's a full rainbow.

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All the way.

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Double rainbow.

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Oh my God.

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It's a double rainbow all the way.

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Whoa, that's so intense.

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Whoa, that's so intense.

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Whoa, man.

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Whoa, that's a full rainbow. All the way. Double rainbow. Oh my god. It's a double rainbow all the way. Whoa, that's so intense. Whoa, man. Wow. Whoa. Whoa. Oh my god. Oh my god.

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Oh my god. Whoa. Oh my god. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah. Oh my god. Look at that. It's starting to even look like a triple rainbow. Oh my god. It's full on double rainbow.

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All the way across the sky. Oh my god. Go back for a better look there. Go back for a better look.

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And that was Dave Grohl. A video of Dave Grohl after he made the plane song for Foo Fighters.

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He came back with him. And it made him sing the global rainbow.

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I'll go back for another look here. Someone's saying it's...

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...Kara Khan Show.

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Wow. Wow. So intense.

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That's intense

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Double rainbow. Oh my god. It's a double rainbow all the way

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Oh

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Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Woo!

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Oh my God! Oh my God! That's just mean! Oh my God! He's crying! He's crying near the end of it!

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Too much! I doubt what I mean!

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Oh my god! It's so intense!

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No! No! No! No!

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Help me.

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Help me.

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Help me.

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Oh my God. Oh my God.

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Oh my God. Double complete rainbow. Okay. Double rainbow guys. So intense. Beautiful stuff. It's such a- look at that bovishne. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet.

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Indigo night, uh, indigo, time, indigo, timex, indigo nightlight. I was going to say indigo nightlink.

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Like the bus version. Imagine a bus which brought you around on a night and a blue luminous green.

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Thank you very much. I hope you're getting on well. And, Ross Kemp, you had a bit of a- thank you very much for the, uh, for the tip there.

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Thanks for making the streams available for catch up Tommy. No problem, man. No problem.

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I've been filling up my eyeballs with Irish countryside beauty and glad I can catch up. No problem. Thank you very much.

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And a big shout out to you, Ross Kemp, because I believe you had a bit of bother with the bees there a few weeks ago.

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We've got a picture of that. Ross Kemp on bees. Let me have a look here. You put up a video for us so we- oh, it was a wash protect, sorry. Let me have a look here. Let me have that.

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I hope we- I hope we do have it. Oh, we do have it, Ross. We do have it.

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Now being seen by our fantastic NHS local doctors.

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That's the dangers of WASPs.

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Wasp camp.

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And that's the dangers.

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You could end up getting stung out of it.

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I remember that film now, my girl, the young fella, Kevin from Home Alone, he got stung by the bees and got killed.

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Bad crack.

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And look at this, I can see, can you see what I see?

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It's none other than Clan Mill.

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And look under this, beneath us we have something else here like a mini pitch.

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Let's go down for a deep dive.

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I believe the harness is making an appearance over in Europe.

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Someone brought those guys on a little junket over here and now they're making their home in trees, sheds, brick-a-brack rooms, crack-a-crackers, nooks, crannies, branches, attics, you name it.

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They're burrowing in there, they're burrowing in there making themselves at home.

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cracker-ooms, cracker-crackers, nooks, crannies, branches, attics, you name it. They're burrowing in. They're making themselves at home.

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What the hell is this place out in the middle of nowhere? We don't know. We do know over here there's a mini quarry.

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An MQ. Bungle Bear, thank you very much Bungle. Look at this lovely mini quarry over here. Turn that volume down for you. The mini-Q. It's a lovely sized quarry. Great for a one day event.

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You know you could really do a nice bit of rock smashing there. One day in, out, get the job done, work done. Lunch, dinner, home for bed. No bother. Back again for another one day or the next day if you want.

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Or you can save it for another day for a Thursday or a Friday or a Saturday. If you want to work the Saturday you can. And you've got a lovely, once you've had the day breaking rock, lovely pool in the middle. You can go for a soak. Great for the bones. Quarry. Quarry pools have great healing purposes for the muscles and the bone structure.

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At the end of the day. At the end of the day. At the end of the day. A long day at the quarry with the boys. You can go for a dip. In there. And then. Cross the fields. Over to the factory. The cider factory here.

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And get yourself. And get yourself. A cool, big, crisp, jar, juglet of lovely apple cider. Or if you're not on the hooch. Cidona. Because I don't know whether you know this. But Cidona comes from that place. The same place you would have got your cider from.

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And they started making that in the 60s. And, uh, yeah, it's, it's still on the shelves now. No escape in the taste. Used to be the, the slogan. Don't know what the slogan is now.

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I have to get on the phone to Johnny Slogan and ask him what, what kind of lines he's peddling these days. I'm not sure. But, um, what's another, what's another lie?

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I'm going to Lagos. Thank you very much. It's a, it's too, it's too far of, it's a too far of a trip. I can't do it. But thanks for the tip.

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Can't make the trip. But thanks for the tip. And what's more, we're in tip as well. And what's more, it's a double rainbow situation. It's so intense.

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Oh, man.

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Wow.

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Wow.

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Whoa.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Woo.

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Oh, wow.

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Woo.

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Yeah.

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A good kid's diet of side donut and bacon fries.

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Wow.

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Look at that.

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The way your man gets about the double rainbow, I get about those ponds.

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And look at that factory.

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I know we were there last night.

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We landed on the hot, thin roof.

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Incredible.

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Look at those vats.

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Look at these vats here.

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Vats after them.

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They have made an absolute pudding piece out of that vat.

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Spectacular sight there.

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Incredible.

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And a load of houses.

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Coronation Street was filmed down there.

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Let's go.

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Look.

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They relocated to filming.

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Because it's cheaper tax dodging over here.

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It's better to tax dodge when you're making the movies here, I heard.

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For the big company.

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That's why they made Shaving Private Ryan and Fekin.

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What was the other one?

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What was the other one?

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Game of Bones.

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Steve Buscemi.

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Did you see that?

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And another one as well.

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What did they make?

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Gillian Anderson and your man?

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It's on Netflix.

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Go to the Father Ted house.

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Where were you last week?

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Huh?

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What were you last week?

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You're no good to us now coming in when we're in the bottom of tip.

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You want me to fly back up to the clear and go to the baron?

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Jesus Christ Rory.

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Why don't you fly to the Father Ted?

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Rory.

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Look what you made me.

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Rory you back.

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We're fucked.

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Rory noon.

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I'll never forget that name.

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As long as I live.

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You nearly killed me Rory.

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But your father Ted house.

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Now look down there now.

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There's a Boeing 747 about to take off from Ballybow.

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Let's have you.

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Let's see you.

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Let's see you take off now bud.

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You have a load of people watching you.

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You've already known.

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Crying out for Boeing 747 action.

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Where are you going son?

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You're going into the bag.

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It's not lurking is it?

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No way is it lurking.

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He's taken off.

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He's gone.

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He's gone.

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He's gone.

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Disappeared into the grass.

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That's a shame.

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I'll tell you what isn't a shame.

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This little double rainbow behind us.

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Incredible.

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Oh man.

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It's almost a triple.

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Whoa! Oh my god! Oh my god!

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Oh my god!

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Woo! Oh my god!

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Oh my god! Wow!

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Woo! Yeah!

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Oh my god!

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Oh my god, look at that!

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It's starting to even look like a triple rainbow! Oh my god, it's full of arms!

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Who would have thought of double rainbows, barrel rolls, all over the cider factory out in Klan Mill.

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Down by the Bitterpump, thank you very much. How are you getting that? Thank you very much for the tip and thanks for the comment. I'll let Francis know you enjoyed those workshops.

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And your son Declan, thank you very much. Stuck in lockdown abroad. Stream keeps me going for a plane, no problem man.

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Stream keeps me going. Hey! The sky keeps me going.

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That's the way I'd be now if you're ever feeling, if you're feeling a bit down. If I'm feeling a bit down, you know what I do?

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Up into the sky above. Your sky above. Follow the river, someone's in there now. Thank you

246
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very much for the tip there. Oxbow lake, Oxbow rake. And Schlug, the Spear. Everyone should have a joie de vivre like that double rainbow buckle. Yep. The double rainbow boy had an absolute meltdown. But was it a meltdown? And also was it a complete sobriety moment? We don't know. But it'd be amazing to reach those levels of absolute joy.

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In the, uh, in a sober state. You know what? Sometimes you, you're fucking wood like you're flying over a fa- When I landed on the top of that factory yesterday, understandably I reached for the can once it was done. But at the moment before I, before reaching for the can, I was, uh, I was in a completely new sphere of joy.

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Someone's bringing the moon down now. Saying that he's dead now. What do I mean? Fuck it. At least he got the, at least he got the double rainbow in before he, he left.

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We'll all be dead soon enough anyway.

250
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As Jim Morrison said, you want to have your kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

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He died young.

252
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He had his kicks but he never lived to reminisce about the kicks.

253
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But it was Kurt Blobane from Foo Fighters who said, "Better to burn out than to fade away."

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I'm sure he's gone now. Do you know?

255
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Or is it Bert Cookie from...

256
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What was the band now?

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Can't remember.

258
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But also Bob Dylan said that as well I think.

259
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So you wouldn't know who to believe.

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You wouldn't know who to believe.

261
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Or was it David Blaine the magician? Did he do a song about Nirvana or David...er...

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Co-Blaine or Blo-Blaine?

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Magic tricks. Magic shows.

264
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Your man David Blaine was big into the magic shows wasn't he?

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He used to be doing magic shows up to...

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He used to go up to people and do a magic show to them in the street whether they wanted it or not.

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He'd go up to them and do a bit of magic.

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And they'd be traumatized then because they'd just after seeing a man hover like you know.

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Or he'd throw a deck of cards at a f*cking hatchback.

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And then you'd look in the window.

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And the card would be there pressed up against the window from the inside.

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Now we're heading into Clan Mill at pace.

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We've seen the cider.

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We've seen the vats.

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And now it's time to go into town.

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For a Clan Millian deep dive.

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Sluggage compartment. Thank you very much.

278
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You recommend the scenic lakes of Westmeath when we're not going there today.

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Mullingale. Lovely town.

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Joe Dolan.

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Look at this.

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Lovely patron track.

283
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Really nice pitch and track there.

284
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They're building a giant fall guy in Clan Mill. Says Anna Carnegie.

285
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Can't wait to see that.

286
00:29:07,940 --> 00:29:08,940
Looks like mad crack.

287
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All those little fellas.

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Trying to get to the end of a...

289
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A thing. A stage. Or whatever you call it. A level.

290
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Great crack.

291
00:29:16,940 --> 00:29:24,360
then a Carnegie can't wait to see that looks like mad crack

292
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all those little fellas trying to get to the end of a a thing a stage or

293
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whatever you call it a level great crack

294
00:29:40,660 --> 00:29:46,260
look at that little island there on clan mail have a little look at that going for a deep dive

295
00:29:46,260 --> 00:30:04,440
wow and there's a cow park on the island as well no way yeah it's so intense

296
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oh cow park island oh my god

297
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someone's saying it's short island

298
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all the way beautiful

299
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you know what that island that reminds me of now look at that island there in the middle of

300
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clan mail doesn't that remind you of feckin manhattan

301
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over in america

302
00:30:46,140 --> 00:31:06,780
that looks like manhattan down there look and that's main street main street manhattan and that car park do you know what you don't get car parks in manhattan we'll fly there one day we'll have a look but i don't think you'll see a decent car park like that

303
00:31:06,780 --> 00:31:12,420
look at that

304
00:31:12,420 --> 00:31:18,420
look at that they've got car parks coming out the rails there's car parks everywhere and they've even got greenery

305
00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:31,420
they've got a jungle car park down there can you imagine some of the birds the flora the fauna which are growing and are enveloping the car park you park your car and it's like being in the amazon

306
00:31:31,420 --> 00:31:37,060
let's go for a deep dive

307
00:31:37,060 --> 00:31:42,700
clan mail deep dive check that car park out

308
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lovely foliage car park then you're only two blocks away from what another car park and a pitch

309
00:31:58,340 --> 00:32:14,980
poke of the ball slap with the slitter 20 minutes bit of a workout and then you're away again leave that space and go down to the factory for some industry and then behind that factory another car park

310
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they don't know when they don't know when they don't know when they don't know when to stop they have no idea stop isn't in their lexicon

311
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and then one two three four four we roundabout four way roundabout with immediate access to an estate and more residential districts

312
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i've never needed the indicator on my plane i don't know why it always tells me to change that

313
00:33:02,540 --> 00:33:10,740
what the hell is that down there look

314
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scrapyard is it

315
00:33:13,740 --> 00:33:13,740
scrapyard is it

316
00:33:13,740 --> 00:33:13,740
scrapyard is it

317
00:33:13,740 --> 00:33:17,740
scrapyard is it

318
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we're just gonna get some intel on uh

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uh

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plan mail there with me

321
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scrapyard

322
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topaz no

323
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dominoes no

324
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oh yeah

325
00:33:34,740 --> 00:33:49,740
that's topo mara plantail plantail plantail it's mar plantail and there's a dominoes pizza down there you can't see it but there is one

326
00:33:49,740 --> 00:34:04,740
that's where we're flying around that's the roundabout there look

327
00:34:04,740 --> 00:34:24,260
Casual roundabout. With motor factors across the road. With LIT nearby as well. Let's have a look.

328
00:34:33,060 --> 00:35:01,380
Motor factors across there. Shake Mansour. Thank you very much, Shake. Clan Mel motor factors down there if you need to get your winch green blades. Your H7s for the headlamps.

329
00:35:01,380 --> 00:35:12,380
the headlamps, oil, beckin, whatever you need for the car you can get it for the NCT before you go in.

330
00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:22,380
Map is still up sorry, I did a lovely swoop down by motor factors.

331
00:35:23,380 --> 00:35:27,380
You can get it all down there, there's your motor factors in Clan Mill.

332
00:35:28,380 --> 00:35:33,380
Great day for the motor factor, if you want to go and do a bit of motor factor you can do a bit of motor factor.

333
00:35:34,380 --> 00:35:37,380
If you don't want to do a bit of motor factor, you don't have to do a bit of motor factor.

334
00:35:39,380 --> 00:35:44,380
It's all there for you, when you need it. It's everything you need it to be when you want it to be.

335
00:35:45,380 --> 00:35:49,380
And there, LIT Campus, Clan Mill. Crazy situation.

336
00:35:50,380 --> 00:35:53,380
And a lovely place to land. I might attempt to land in down there.

337
00:35:56,380 --> 00:36:02,380
In fact, this is the moment where might becomes will. The triumph of the might.

338
00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:10,380
We have to go a bit lower here because...

339
00:36:11,380 --> 00:36:14,380
Double rainbow might catch out.

340
00:36:15,380 --> 00:36:21,380
Big shout out to Plumpy Nut. Thank you very much, Plumpy Nut.

341
00:36:22,380 --> 00:36:33,380
Plumpy Nut doing great work out there in the third world.

342
00:36:38,380 --> 00:36:41,380
We're gonna land down at the campus.

343
00:36:42,380 --> 00:36:47,380
Did you ever do a bit of landing down the campus?

344
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Downing Clan Mill.

345
00:36:52,380 --> 00:36:55,380
Downing Clan Mill.

346
00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:56,380
Downing Clan Mill.

347
00:37:04,380 --> 00:37:05,380
Now, Glide School.

348
00:37:05,380 --> 00:37:19,380
A bit of Nelly for Tarot here. I'm like a bard. I'll only build a nation.

349
00:37:20,380 --> 00:37:35,380
The opposite to flying away. Stay in port.

350
00:37:36,380 --> 00:37:37,380
Taxi!

351
00:37:38,380 --> 00:37:54,820
taxi there you go that's that's it

352
00:38:06,100 --> 00:38:15,360
did well to land or a yeah I did did well I'm not I'm not looking I'm not just

353
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:20,020
isolating the good comments that make me look class that's my that might you

354
00:38:20,020 --> 00:38:23,800
might think that that's what I'm doing but I'm not but I did well to land us

355
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:28,480
considering the weather was in it distractions a force distractions are

356
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:35,160
plenty with the do double rainbow will turn that off

357
00:38:35,820 --> 00:38:46,200
I was watching that I seen earlier on Francis was watching some major play

358
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:52,800
Fall Guys this game on his phone called Fall Guys and he was laughing he was going on

359
00:38:52,800 --> 00:39:05,540
look at this time it's great great fun I said to I said to him I said Francis you'd do well now to take a leaf out of those Fall Guys book

360
00:39:05,540 --> 00:39:20,680
and he started fucking climbing the ladder and he said you don't know what you're talking about Tommy they're just fake little animated creatures like I said they might be animated but they're doing well they're doing better than you

361
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:35,500
he didn't know what to say to that he said they're just they're not even real Tommy is it I go they might not be real in your mind but you're the one shit there watching them they're winning and you're losing

362
00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:43,440
I got into his mind then do you know what he did then he put the phone down and walked out the room

363
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:48,500
just goes to show you like you know you can

364
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:54,960
you can really you can really spin the wheel around in someone's mind

365
00:39:54,960 --> 00:40:20,960
I tell you something else about those Fall Guys they wouldn't lash two minutes in Clan Mill

366
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:27,960
they'd get wrecked

367
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:27,960
they'd get wrecked

368
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:28,960
they'd get wrecked

369
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:44,960
they'd get wrecked

370
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:51,960
we was uptown last night we seen one of those little Fall Guys fellas uptown with his friends in the car park no no mask

371
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,960
no social distancing

372
00:40:53,960 --> 00:41:00,960
just fat garsing around in the car park do you know the bottle bank? next to the clothes bank?

373
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:07,960
I said Lads

374
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,960
you're gonna get the Rhona

375
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,960
and there'll be none of you left then

376
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:17,960
that's soft in their calf

377
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:24,960
they took a leaf they took a leaf out of my book then and went away

378
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:32,960
George Bush thank you very much George Bush

379
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:40,940
bush thank you very much George Bush and you can see here this was one of George W

380
00:41:40,940 --> 00:41:47,600
but George W Bush's favorite places to visit whenever he was in Ireland and it's

381
00:41:47,600 --> 00:42:00,020
Clonmel LIT campus a beautiful place to be an amazing bit of architecture as well

382
00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:06,020
there'll be no chance of landing on top of that sure you go into a a tailspin or you're

383
00:42:06,020 --> 00:42:13,340
hit one of those ventilation things there ventilation things I think is a technical term for them

384
00:42:13,340 --> 00:42:24,920
George W Bush loved loved Tipperary love Tipperary South love cider and oil

385
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:41,080
someone's after crashing there into LIT campus but it was only a prop plane nobody got hurt apart from the pilot who must have been drinking

386
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:55,080
welcome to Clonmel thank you very much for the tip there and baby cow thank you shout out to Clonmel Warriors who played many a game on that field

387
00:42:55,080 --> 00:43:03,080
Clonmel Warriors right there that's where the magic happened and I wonder why

388
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:17,080
why is it telling me how do you turn these reminders off here general assistance of reminders

389
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:33,080
that should do it I wonder why they had a small miniature runway built into the uh landing

390
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:51,080
strip built into the college but we'll wonder no more say no more about it and take off

391
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:57,080
now let's have a little look here we'll start this up

392
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:59,080
medium throttle

393
00:43:59,080 --> 00:43:59,080
be nice to be able to hear the uh the adverts or the classifieds whatever time they're coming up we might have missed them

394
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:10,960
Now let's have a little look here.

395
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:12,980
Start this up.

396
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:15,840
Medium.

397
00:44:16,580 --> 00:44:17,060
Throttle.

398
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:20,640
It'd be nice to be able to hear the adverts.

399
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,240
Or the classifieds.

400
00:44:23,940 --> 00:44:25,260
Whatever time they're coming up.

401
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:25,980
We might have missed them.

402
00:44:25,980 --> 00:44:55,960
We might have missed them.

403
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,960
We might have missed them.

404
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:03,960
No.

405
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,620
Come on.

406
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,500
It's a weird old website for the tip Midwest radio.

407
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:21,120
Sometimes it just doesn't start.

408
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,040
John Kennedy Motors.

409
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:27,680
We're at LIT Clan Mill.

410
00:45:27,820 --> 00:45:29,540
Temporarily closed.

411
00:45:30,340 --> 00:45:31,460
That's not a runway.

412
00:45:32,260 --> 00:45:33,160
What we're looking at.

413
00:45:33,220 --> 00:45:33,960
Either it's a...

414
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:37,180
It's a feckin' car park.

415
00:45:38,620 --> 00:45:39,400
Would you believe?

416
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:40,960
Strange car park.

417
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,040
Let's get going here.

418
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:50,040
Let's get going here.

419
00:45:50,040 --> 00:46:20,020
I'm going to do that.

420
00:46:20,020 --> 00:46:30,020
I would like to take off on the tarmac, but...

421
00:46:30,020 --> 00:46:33,620
Ah yeah, we can use it at the tarmac here.

422
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:35,580
Get going.

423
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:48,400
Come on.

424
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:50,020
Fuck.

425
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:51,280
We could be dying.

426
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:52,540
We're dead.

427
00:47:08,540 --> 00:47:09,380
It's tough.

428
00:47:13,380 --> 00:47:16,040
There we go.

429
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:22,120
And some answers we may never know.

430
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:28,900
We will meet again.

431
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:37,440
Somewhere on the other side, we'll walk hand in hand.

432
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:42,420
It's looking like it's over now.

433
00:47:42,420 --> 00:47:45,560
But it's surely not the end.

434
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:52,100
We will meet again.

435
00:47:52,100 --> 00:47:55,480
Can you do that?

436
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:56,580
Can you do that?

437
00:47:56,580 --> 00:47:56,760
Can you do that?

438
00:47:57,080 --> 00:48:01,440
I wouldn't mind having the realism to the point where you crash if you're going to a three.

439
00:48:02,700 --> 00:48:03,460
Do you know I'm not?

440
00:48:04,100 --> 00:48:05,860
It's harsh, but I mean...

441
00:48:05,860 --> 00:48:09,860
You need to have some reality, like...

442
00:48:09,860 --> 00:48:14,160
You need to have some reality.

443
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:39,880
They are now flowers, how do you feel? Oh, but someday they will be gathered. Oh, to join us, I'm calling you. We will meet again.

444
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:48,600
It's somewhere on the other side, he'll walk in the air.

445
00:48:50,240 --> 00:48:52,200
It's looking like it's so good.

446
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:53,920
It'd be nice now to land on somewhere.

447
00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:59,120
Like a factory or something.

448
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:03,960
In and around the same way we landed on top of the Pell factory yesterday.

449
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:14,200
Apple cider vinegar.

450
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,400
That's Caracan Shore I think.

451
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:31,360
And wasn't there a bridge that you crashed to go to the Altogether Now Festival there?

452
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:33,560
A couple of years back.

453
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:38,180
I believe the nephew Francis was playing a gig there.

454
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:49,080
And he had to go through Caracan Shore and then cross, I think he had to cross maybe a bridge.

455
00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:53,360
Which took him into a forest up here.

456
00:49:58,460 --> 00:49:59,800
And then he followed that.

457
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:04,120
Turn that off.

458
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:04,200
Turn that off.

459
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:06,160
You follow that road then.

460
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,160
Or at least he did up here.

461
00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:13,640
Could be wrong now.

462
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:18,920
Is that not Caracan Shore?

463
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:23,360
Let's kill Shaleen, alright.

464
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:23,400
Let's kill Shaleen, alright.

465
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:23,860
Look.

466
00:50:23,860 --> 00:50:25,800
Let's have a look.

467
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:34,420
You're right.

468
00:50:37,540 --> 00:50:38,400
Yeah, you're right.

469
00:50:41,980 --> 00:50:43,300
We must go west.

470
00:50:43,300 --> 00:50:43,300
We must go west.

471
00:50:46,020 --> 00:50:47,260
In your old string west.

472
00:50:47,260 --> 00:51:15,740
I'm going to wait to go back to Clan Mill.

473
00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:16,620
I'm not going to Carrick.

474
00:51:16,620 --> 00:51:40,600
And look at this forest here. Huge.

475
00:51:45,100 --> 00:52:11,600
I wonder what that forest is called. Let's have a look. Is there any name for it? We're in, this is Waterford anyway. We're in Waterford Hill.

476
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:41,580
Thank you.

477
00:52:41,580 --> 00:53:11,560
Now it's more like her. This is more like her.

478
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:34,180
I'm going back to Klein Meldau. Beautiful, beautiful town.

479
00:53:34,180 --> 00:53:50,960
And we're going to go spy on a little bit more industry. Check out a few more car parks. And then we might be leaving Tipperary.

480
00:53:58,180 --> 00:54:06,720
And heading for a real random place. Someone mentioned it there. I think we're going to go to Mullingale.

481
00:54:08,820 --> 00:54:11,400
Just going to drop the hammer on it. We're going to head to Mullingale.

482
00:54:32,820 --> 00:54:34,820
Lovely, lovely water trip out there.

483
00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:39,320
And a graveyard.

484
00:54:51,820 --> 00:54:52,740
In the street.

485
00:54:56,820 --> 00:55:07,540
Wow. Look at the size of that car park.

486
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:09,760
Look at that. Come back.

487
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:12,640
Wow.

488
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:34,060
Tishiko.

489
00:55:34,060 --> 00:55:34,060
Tishiko.

490
00:55:38,060 --> 00:55:38,760
Tishiko.

491
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:56,380
have a look here. Tesco and Pulse Logistics Chadwick's.

492
00:55:56,380 --> 00:56:26,060
Now if you just look down to our right there we've got Tesco Express.

493
00:56:26,060 --> 00:56:33,900
This is Clan Mill, an unbelievable situation and layout and a lovely four way roundabout,

494
00:56:33,900 --> 00:56:40,720
three way roundabout I beg your pardon, with potential four way access to another, to logistics.

495
00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:49,480
And look at that. I beg your pardon, it's a four way, it's a pure four way roundabout,

496
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:56,480
a five, adequate, ample access room to the logistics plant right there. And look at all those lorries.

497
00:56:56,480 --> 00:57:11,480
Red lorry, yellow lorry, green lorry, blue lorry. It's a lot of lot of lorries. It's still a black would have said.

498
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:18,480
And look at that. Let's take a pause, a pause break and see what we're dealing with here. I mean I think it's fair to say we've got. Let's have a count.

499
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:25,480
Let's take a pause.

500
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:27,280
Let's have a count.

501
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:57,260
Let's have a count.

502
00:57:57,260 --> 00:58:00,800
Look at those lad landing in the car pack.

503
00:58:02,380 --> 00:58:04,040
Sorry, put me off there.

504
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:08,260
25, 50, 75, 100.

505
00:58:11,500 --> 00:58:12,900
150.

506
00:58:14,860 --> 00:58:15,760
200.

507
00:58:19,980 --> 00:58:20,980
250.

508
00:58:20,980 --> 00:58:21,100
300.

509
00:58:21,100 --> 00:58:24,320
300.

510
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:29,640
325.

511
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:35,840
I've got cards down here.

512
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:37,800
I'm going to take into account these here at the end.

513
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:39,840
325.

514
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:44,180
You've got 350.

515
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:50,080
You've got, what's that, about 25 there.

516
00:58:52,100 --> 00:58:52,620
400.

517
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:54,960
450.

518
00:58:56,260 --> 00:59:00,180
Look at, they're making, they've got room for every little bit of space here.

519
00:59:00,780 --> 00:59:01,900
Up to 450 here.

520
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:05,160
425.

521
00:59:07,100 --> 00:59:08,360
And you've got these lads here.

522
00:59:08,900 --> 00:59:09,500
425.

523
00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:11,740
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

524
00:59:11,860 --> 00:59:12,400
Say 10.

525
00:59:14,540 --> 00:59:14,980
425.

526
00:59:15,380 --> 00:59:15,820
35.

527
00:59:16,060 --> 00:59:16,460
45.

528
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:17,320
55.

529
00:59:17,740 --> 00:59:18,140
65.

530
00:59:19,420 --> 00:59:19,700
Please.

531
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:21,140
You're looking roughly now.

532
00:59:21,380 --> 00:59:22,260
You're looking roughly.

533
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:25,520
450.

534
00:59:25,580 --> 00:59:27,960
To 500.

535
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:29,020
Cars.

536
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:29,820
In that.

537
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:31,000
You're pushing 500.

538
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:32,060
The big 500.

539
00:59:32,300 --> 00:59:34,000
The big 5 ton.

540
00:59:35,020 --> 00:59:35,320
Do you know?

541
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:36,500
And that's just stands.

542
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:37,120
That, that.

543
00:59:37,580 --> 00:59:40,200
Just tells you everything you need to know about Clanmel.

544
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:41,680
And how.

545
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:43,660
Much they care about space.

546
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:44,720
For cars.

547
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:46,120
Yeah.

548
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:47,320
They care.

549
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:49,400
There's a lot of care there.

550
00:59:52,220 --> 00:59:53,700
They took the rule book.

551
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:55,900
They started to rip it up.

552
00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:57,780
They set it on fire.

553
00:59:59,420 --> 01:00:00,740
They threw it out the window.

554
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:03,560
They even called the fire brigade.

555
01:00:04,100 --> 01:00:05,040
To come and put it out.

556
01:00:05,780 --> 01:00:07,440
And after the fire brigade did the job.

557
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:10,160
They set it on fire again.

558
01:00:10,460 --> 01:00:12,640
And didn't call the fire brigade afterwards.

559
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,900
Because that's how much they wanted to change.

560
01:00:15,420 --> 01:00:17,520
The landscape of the rules.

561
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:21,380
And the actual physical landscape of the outgards of Clanmel Town.

562
01:00:22,900 --> 01:00:25,080
It makes my face itch.

563
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:30,180
When I see such an unbelievable car parking scenario.

564
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:34,740
And I gotta hand it to Clanmel.

565
01:00:35,380 --> 01:00:37,120
I thought that you knew your apples.

566
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:38,300
And you knew your apples.

567
01:00:38,900 --> 01:00:41,220
But you also know your car parks as well.

568
01:00:41,300 --> 01:00:43,720
Your absolute quality.

569
01:00:43,980 --> 01:00:45,160
Your quality town.

570
01:00:45,780 --> 01:00:47,440
You've got a lot to say for yourselves.

571
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:49,640
You've got a lot going on.

572
01:00:50,300 --> 01:00:51,560
You've got a lot to say for yourselves.

573
01:00:51,700 --> 01:00:52,620
And you can back it up.

574
01:00:52,940 --> 01:00:53,740
You back it up.

575
01:00:54,220 --> 01:00:55,580
You back it up with your cider.

576
01:00:56,100 --> 01:00:57,320
You back it up with your hills.

577
01:00:57,740 --> 01:00:58,600
With your car parks.

578
01:00:58,900 --> 01:00:59,640
With your roundabouts.

579
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:00,780
With your motor factories.

580
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:03,440
With your logistics factory hub units.

581
01:01:04,380 --> 01:01:05,520
Big box retailers.

582
01:01:06,100 --> 01:01:08,920
You've got probably folks from Amazon.

583
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:11,180
And fucking wherever.

584
01:01:12,060 --> 01:01:12,980
M&M Direct.

585
01:01:13,860 --> 01:01:17,080
You've got people loading up trucks there maybe.

586
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:18,600
I don't know how it all works.

587
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:21,940
You've got the boys from the Bulmers Crow.

588
01:01:23,060 --> 01:01:25,160
Leasing out trucks and flatbeds from Yee.

589
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:27,460
They drive down to Bulmers Town.

590
01:01:28,100 --> 01:01:29,920
Load up on Apple Cider Cidona.

591
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:33,300
And then truck that through the rest of the country as well.

592
01:01:34,660 --> 01:01:38,480
Moving on swiftly to the east side of the Tesco car park.

593
01:01:38,780 --> 01:01:40,580
We have another delightful.

594
01:01:41,140 --> 01:01:41,740
Absolutely.

595
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:45,360
Unbelievable.

596
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:47,280
Redoubtable roundabout.

597
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:49,000
One, two, three, four.

598
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:50,860
With four way access.

599
01:01:52,260 --> 01:01:53,420
One to industry.

600
01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:56,000
One to the road out of it.

601
01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:57,560
The town that is.

602
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:00,380
One to residential areas.

603
01:02:00,980 --> 01:02:02,060
And then another road.

604
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:03,500
One final road.

605
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,900
To another slice of industry.

606
01:02:06,460 --> 01:02:07,000
This time.

607
01:02:07,380 --> 01:02:08,900
With a lovely little bit of grass.

608
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,920
Which has been paved over time and time again.

609
01:02:11,300 --> 01:02:12,320
For what reason.

610
01:02:12,580 --> 01:02:13,180
We don't know.

611
01:02:14,100 --> 01:02:15,280
Never seen that before.

612
01:02:15,420 --> 01:02:16,240
It looks insane.

613
01:02:17,020 --> 01:02:18,020
Why would that exist?

614
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:20,700
What did that used to be?

615
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:21,740
Did that used to be something?

616
01:02:21,860 --> 01:02:22,360
We don't know.

617
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:24,800
Know it all.

618
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:26,300
Thank you very much.

619
01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:31,360
Let's get on the map and see folks.

620
01:02:31,900 --> 01:02:32,960
There's something going on.

621
01:02:33,660 --> 01:02:36,000
Glen Patrick Spring Water Company.

622
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:40,260
And then a load of paths on grass.

623
01:02:40,260 --> 01:02:44,100
And then a crop circle in the middle.

624
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:45,580
Dedicated to Mel Gibson.

625
01:02:49,100 --> 01:02:50,760
Or as he's known in Clan Mel.

626
01:02:51,260 --> 01:02:52,300
Mel Giblets.

627
01:02:54,620 --> 01:02:56,540
And then look at this fella down here.

628
01:02:56,780 --> 01:02:57,500
Another builder.

629
01:02:58,440 --> 01:02:59,280
You have the spring water.

630
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:00,380
That's not the spring water.

631
01:03:00,620 --> 01:03:02,560
That's the spring water factory down there.

632
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:05,980
You've got another situation here.

633
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:08,800
Anybody out there know what this is.

634
01:03:08,860 --> 01:03:09,800
We don't know what it is.

635
01:03:12,020 --> 01:03:14,120
Glanbia Agri Business Plant Mel.

636
01:03:16,020 --> 01:03:16,440
Glanbia.

637
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:23,420
Glanbia Sponsor Tip.

638
01:03:23,420 --> 01:03:28,120
I thought it was Elvery Zintersport or something.

639
01:03:29,900 --> 01:03:31,200
Someone says we're fly tipping.

640
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:32,840
Because we're flying over Clan Mel.

641
01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:36,560
Someone says it's the Tetris factory.

642
01:03:37,740 --> 01:03:38,500
Thank you very much.

643
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:39,540
Garda took the CBD.

644
01:03:40,020 --> 01:03:46,600
A cheeky little residential nugget there.

645
01:03:46,740 --> 01:03:48,880
One, two, three, four.

646
01:03:48,980 --> 01:03:50,500
It's a straight lane four-way.

647
01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:52,160
Straight lane four-way.

648
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,240
Two arms and two legs.

649
01:03:54,420 --> 01:03:54,940
And no head.

650
01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:56,120
But look at that.

651
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:57,300
Potential for a five-

652
01:03:57,300 --> 01:03:58,640
For a five-blashed.

653
01:03:59,940 --> 01:04:00,420
Roundabout.

654
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:02,120
Have you ever seen the like?

655
01:04:03,300 --> 01:04:04,420
Let's have a look at this.

656
01:04:05,060 --> 01:04:07,540
They've got a fifth spoke on that roundabout.

657
01:04:07,620 --> 01:04:08,660
That hasn't been utilized.

658
01:04:09,940 --> 01:04:11,040
And there it is.

659
01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:13,100
Goes off into a field of sheep.

660
01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:14,680
Field of dreams.

661
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:18,180
Field of dreams.

662
01:04:18,180 --> 01:04:20,260
Kevin Koshner.

663
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:24,120
Field of dreams.

664
01:04:26,940 --> 01:04:30,160
And then the lovely, lovely river.

665
01:04:30,580 --> 01:04:31,340
And what is that?

666
01:04:31,380 --> 01:04:33,260
Is that a man-made walkway?

667
01:04:33,340 --> 01:04:35,940
Look at those plant features there.

668
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:37,400
Like old fish.

669
01:04:37,820 --> 01:04:38,640
Fish in a box.

670
01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:40,080
Fish in a dish.

671
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,200
A man-made walkway.

672
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:45,800
A sensual water-treatening plant.

673
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:48,960
You can just smell the treatment from here.

674
01:04:51,100 --> 01:04:55,200
Really gives you a sense of a time and a place, doesn't it?

675
01:04:56,100 --> 01:04:57,260
The smell of Gak.

676
01:04:58,540 --> 01:04:59,500
And look at this.

677
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:01,060
A lovely park.

678
01:05:01,540 --> 01:05:03,680
Let's check that out on the intelligence unit.

679
01:05:05,100 --> 01:05:06,580
Let's get the intel unit out.

680
01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:08,760
There's your water treatment.

681
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:12,840
And there's your sensory playground.

682
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:13,860
I'm not messing, lads.

683
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:16,300
Literally is called sensory playground.

684
01:05:16,420 --> 01:05:17,000
We've got it here.

685
01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:18,480
Oh, sorry.

686
01:05:18,540 --> 01:05:19,580
It's not called sensory playground.

687
01:05:19,740 --> 01:05:21,960
There is a sensory playground there.

688
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:24,280
For a...

689
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:26,780
I think it's a playground, like, for...

690
01:05:26,780 --> 01:05:28,700
With swings and slides on it, you know?

691
01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:33,300
Crazy town.

692
01:05:33,380 --> 01:05:35,720
Clan Mill has just got a lot of jewels in its crown.

693
01:05:36,660 --> 01:05:38,420
I look at Clan Mill as a big crown.

694
01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:40,980
One on the head of a king.

695
01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:42,200
And the king is like an apple.

696
01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:45,580
A giant apple king wearing a big ball gown and a crown.

697
01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:48,600
And then its jewels are stuff like this.

698
01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:50,760
Man-made walkway.

699
01:05:51,340 --> 01:05:52,480
Water treatment facility.

700
01:05:52,780 --> 01:05:55,980
And then sensory playground.

701
01:06:03,380 --> 01:06:05,400
God bless all those who have fallen.

702
01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:11,180
Need to calm down after that.

703
01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:13,160
That was a lot of stuff to see in a...

704
01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:13,160
In a...

705
01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:13,660
In a...

706
01:06:13,660 --> 01:06:13,940
In a...

707
01:06:13,940 --> 01:06:15,120
A very quick blast.

708
01:06:16,300 --> 01:06:16,900
Just, uh...

709
01:06:16,900 --> 01:06:18,440
Let's go back to where it started here.

710
01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:21,160
The excitement for me began to lift off around that...

711
01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:25,760
Far-way roundabout with potential for a fifth spoke into no-mansville.

712
01:06:26,980 --> 01:06:27,320
Uh...

713
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:28,280
Undeveloped land.

714
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:31,940
We're gonna get to see that again.

715
01:06:32,060 --> 01:06:32,940
I know you wanna see it.

716
01:06:32,940 --> 01:06:34,060
You're crying out for it.

717
01:06:34,820 --> 01:06:37,600
It's an absolutely fantastic bit of force work here.

718
01:06:38,460 --> 01:06:38,920
Look at that.

719
01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:40,040
Far-way.

720
01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:41,940
Straight edge.

721
01:06:42,460 --> 01:06:42,840
And then a...

722
01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:44,680
Potential for a five blast.

723
01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:47,580
Imagine the stuff you could do in there.

724
01:06:48,020 --> 01:06:49,500
You could build a little ghost estate.

725
01:06:50,220 --> 01:06:51,900
You could build a new factory.

726
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:52,840
You could put...

727
01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:56,340
Livestock in there if you wanted.

728
01:07:00,340 --> 01:07:03,260
I'd recommend a retail park comprising of...

729
01:07:03,260 --> 01:07:04,260
A...

730
01:07:04,260 --> 01:07:07,260
Chain brand coffee...

731
01:07:07,260 --> 01:07:09,460
Outlet.

732
01:07:10,460 --> 01:07:10,820
Uh...

733
01:07:10,820 --> 01:07:11,440
Woodies.

734
01:07:13,100 --> 01:07:14,320
I'd actually take the...

735
01:07:14,320 --> 01:07:16,580
Well, it's one of my favorite retail parks.

736
01:07:16,980 --> 01:07:17,620
P-p-p-p-parks.

737
01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:18,320
Pick up a park.

738
01:07:18,780 --> 01:07:20,820
One of my favorite retail parks in the country.

739
01:07:21,660 --> 01:07:22,480
Castle Bar.

740
01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:23,760
Braffy retail.

741
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:25,040
When you're going out to Braffy Way.

742
01:07:25,700 --> 01:07:26,560
That's a fantastic.

743
01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:27,420
It's probably.

744
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:29,360
It's state of the art.

745
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:31,080
In terms of what you get.

746
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:33,380
You have a Hyundai.

747
01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:34,760
You have.

748
01:07:34,860 --> 01:07:35,120
Sorry.

749
01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:35,840
You have the motors.

750
01:07:37,060 --> 01:07:37,580
What's.

751
01:07:37,860 --> 01:07:38,980
Manning and Sons motors.

752
01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:41,640
You could fit a motor outlet there.

753
01:07:42,620 --> 01:07:43,620
You could fit a Costa.

754
01:07:44,340 --> 01:07:45,340
You could fit a Woodies.

755
01:07:46,020 --> 01:07:47,640
You could fit a Bright Price Tiles.

756
01:07:48,180 --> 01:07:49,100
Home Store and more.

757
01:07:49,940 --> 01:07:51,960
You could fit a Harvey's in there.

758
01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:55,260
You could even stick a Halfords.

759
01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:56,520
If you want.

760
01:07:58,240 --> 01:07:59,540
You got to dream big.

761
01:07:59,780 --> 01:08:02,080
These are the things that Clan Mill could be dreaming about.

762
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:04,600
They could be.

763
01:08:04,660 --> 01:08:06,560
They could be having all these things in Clan Mill.

764
01:08:06,640 --> 01:08:07,580
But they're playing games.

765
01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:09,600
They're playing games.

766
01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:11,940
They're focused too much on having clean water.

767
01:08:11,940 --> 01:08:14,500
They're milling.

768
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:15,560
They're pressing apples.

769
01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:18,960
They're pressing apples.

770
01:08:19,280 --> 01:08:23,340
They're making landing strips in the middle of their college fecking campuses.

771
01:08:25,340 --> 01:08:29,520
And there's no place for a Boeing 747 to land in Clan Mill.

772
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:30,780
And that's the problem.

773
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:31,360
Look at this.

774
01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:32,200
Clan Mill.

775
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:34,540
Look at what you could have.

776
01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:38,620
A Boeing wants to land in Clan Mill these days.

777
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:39,140
Oh.

778
01:08:39,300 --> 01:08:40,620
The fecking map is up.

779
01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:43,020
Sorry about that.

780
01:08:43,060 --> 01:08:44,320
You've had the map up for a long time.

781
01:08:45,400 --> 01:08:47,100
I just want to let Clan Mill know.

782
01:08:47,300 --> 01:08:50,460
You could have a decent airport.

783
01:08:52,740 --> 01:08:54,360
But you're playing games Clan Mill.

784
01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:57,720
You're playing games.

785
01:08:57,960 --> 01:08:58,900
And as a result.

786
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:02,780
Boeing 747 has to make a crash landing.

787
01:09:03,780 --> 01:09:05,160
On the outskirts of town.

788
01:09:11,620 --> 01:09:13,520
This is where you could put the Harvey Normans.

789
01:09:13,660 --> 01:09:15,400
This is where you could put the Ryprys Tiles.

790
01:09:15,580 --> 01:09:17,280
This is where you could put the Woody's DIY.

791
01:09:17,540 --> 01:09:18,880
This is where you could put the Helfords.

792
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:21,340
This is where you could put the Toyota.

793
01:09:21,340 --> 01:09:23,400
Whatever garage you want.

794
01:09:23,480 --> 01:09:24,680
This is where you could put it all.

795
01:09:25,740 --> 01:09:28,600
It's prime time Clan Mill real estate.

796
01:09:29,220 --> 01:09:30,820
And no one's doing nothing with it.

797
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:32,840
Come to me.

798
01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:33,840
Talk to me.

799
01:09:34,180 --> 01:09:35,200
My door is always open.

800
01:09:35,360 --> 01:09:36,720
I can let you know what you need.

801
01:09:43,780 --> 01:09:44,880
The fifth spoke.

802
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:45,260
Quib.

803
01:09:46,060 --> 01:09:46,560
Exactly.

804
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:49,080
Fifth spoke.

805
01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:50,280
Zara Thrustra.

806
01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:52,840
Zara Thrustra.

807
01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:55,560
Fifth spoke.

808
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:57,020
Zara Thrustra.

809
01:09:57,640 --> 01:09:58,080
Said.

810
01:09:59,500 --> 01:10:00,520
Nietzsche and the boys.

811
01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:03,760
Said you can't have a foot away without a fifth spoke.

812
01:10:05,020 --> 01:10:06,100
And that's what we've got there.

813
01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:06,320
Look.

814
01:10:06,620 --> 01:10:07,240
Two arms.

815
01:10:07,700 --> 01:10:08,740
Stretching out like that.

816
01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:10,760
And then two legs coming down.

817
01:10:11,060 --> 01:10:12,640
It's like a fall guy gone mad.

818
01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:15,340
It's like a fall guy that's been in one of those.

819
01:10:15,900 --> 01:10:18,840
One of those ancient Middle Ages.

820
01:10:19,580 --> 01:10:20,020
Torture.

821
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:21,820
Yokes that they made.

822
01:10:22,520 --> 01:10:23,920
Where they stretch.

823
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:25,760
They pull your arms and legs apart.

824
01:10:26,420 --> 01:10:27,960
And it's been decapitated.

825
01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:29,840
And why is it being decapitated?

826
01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:33,080
Because the lack of ambition in Clan Mill to have a Harvey Normans.

827
01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:34,820
The lack of ambition.

828
01:10:35,340 --> 01:10:38,720
To stick a premium retail outlet centre.

829
01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:41,860
Right on the edge of the sensory playground.

830
01:10:42,500 --> 01:10:44,440
So what's the point of having a sensory playground?

831
01:10:44,940 --> 01:10:51,040
If you can't even go and dull your senses with a dopamine fix at your local retail bleak landscape.

832
01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:53,560
Full of lovely grey car.

833
01:10:53,620 --> 01:10:54,580
Get rid of that green.

834
01:10:55,460 --> 01:10:55,700
Pave.

835
01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:57,220
Get the concrete trucks.

836
01:10:57,640 --> 01:10:59,280
Get the concrete trucks.

837
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:01,380
Into the fields.

838
01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:01,920
Now.

839
01:11:03,280 --> 01:11:05,020
It's like Joni Mitchell said.

840
01:11:05,420 --> 01:11:05,780
Lads.

841
01:11:06,260 --> 01:11:08,340
You have to pave paradise if you want to.

842
01:11:08,440 --> 01:11:08,660
Fuck it.

843
01:11:08,700 --> 01:11:12,200
You have to pave that green way if you want a parking lot.

844
01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:13,700
Or a car park.

845
01:11:15,700 --> 01:11:19,860
You have to pay paradise and put up a right prize tiles.

846
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:22,000
Bop, bop, bop, bop.

847
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:24,740
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.

848
01:11:25,340 --> 01:11:30,820
You have to pay paradise and stick up a word is D&Y.

849
01:11:32,020 --> 01:11:33,340
Bop, bop, bop, bop.

850
01:11:34,620 --> 01:11:36,000
Get the concrete.

851
01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:37,900
Get on to Limerick City.

852
01:11:38,460 --> 01:11:40,220
Get on to Mungrets.

853
01:11:41,180 --> 01:11:42,980
We need lads out in Mung...

854
01:11:42,980 --> 01:11:43,700
Have we any...

855
01:11:43,700 --> 01:11:45,120
Anybody out in Mungrets?

856
01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:48,700
Can they get us a link up with the concrete boys out there

857
01:11:48,700 --> 01:11:53,320
and tell them Clan Mel needs more of this?

858
01:11:54,180 --> 01:11:55,500
They did a great job there.

859
01:11:56,060 --> 01:11:57,100
What are they doing there?

860
01:11:58,360 --> 01:11:58,720
Sheep.

861
01:11:59,220 --> 01:12:00,300
Sheep are old news.

862
01:12:01,420 --> 01:12:02,660
Sheep are old news.

863
01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:04,040
Nobody cares about them anymore.

864
01:12:04,140 --> 01:12:05,800
They were big in the olden days, sheep.

865
01:12:07,220 --> 01:12:08,840
Fucking send the sheep out to Galway.

866
01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:10,540
They have plenty of space and room for them.

867
01:12:11,460 --> 01:12:13,280
Clan Mel, no time for sheep.

868
01:12:14,540 --> 01:12:16,080
Fifth spoke of a roundabout.

869
01:12:16,260 --> 01:12:16,720
Not happening.

870
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:17,480
Who spoke?

871
01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:20,020
Nobody spoke up when they said,

872
01:12:20,500 --> 01:12:22,080
where's the head of that roundabout?

873
01:12:27,780 --> 01:12:31,500
Sorry, I'm losing a little bit of myself here

874
01:12:31,500 --> 01:12:33,880
because I get a little bit angry when I see this.

875
01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:35,160
Undeveloped.

876
01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:37,860
And it all started with that bucking there,

877
01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:39,380
that roundabout there, that fall guy.

878
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:41,900
It looks like a fall guy who's been put inside

879
01:12:41,900 --> 01:12:44,040
a medieval torture trap

880
01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:46,440
which stretches your arms and legs out.

881
01:12:46,500 --> 01:12:46,660
Look.

882
01:12:47,620 --> 01:12:48,200
See him there.

883
01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:55,060
His body, his torso.

884
01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:55,700
Fuck.

885
01:12:56,020 --> 01:12:56,860
We're going down.

886
01:12:57,440 --> 01:12:58,260
We're going down.

887
01:12:58,400 --> 01:12:58,720
We're not.

888
01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:13,280
I had flashbacks then

889
01:13:13,280 --> 01:13:13,820
of fecking

890
01:13:13,820 --> 01:13:16,960
German Rory Noon earlier on

891
01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:18,440
who nearly made me die.

892
01:13:19,780 --> 01:13:20,860
Bit of wind as well.

893
01:13:20,940 --> 01:13:22,040
I'm sorry about that, lads.

894
01:13:24,260 --> 01:13:26,140
Thanks very much, Jukebox Connors.

895
01:13:26,180 --> 01:13:26,800
Thank you very much.

896
01:13:26,860 --> 01:13:28,420
Can you give a shout out to my good pal,

897
01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:29,280
Flembag.

898
01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:30,660
What a lovely name.

899
01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:33,580
On his engagement to Nine Mill Jill.

900
01:13:35,880 --> 01:13:36,800
She's a hot gun.

901
01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:38,840
Nine Mill Jill.

902
01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:41,460
He didn't say she's a hot gun in the message.

903
01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:42,400
That was my ad lib.

904
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:43,620
I hope there was no offense.

905
01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:44,280
Nine Mill Jill.

906
01:13:44,340 --> 01:13:45,380
I just thought I'd say that.

907
01:13:46,100 --> 01:13:50,300
They're getting married purely for the increased pint capacity.

908
01:13:51,020 --> 01:13:53,020
And the boys will be forever in their debt.

909
01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:54,700
What a lovely shout out.

910
01:13:55,100 --> 01:13:56,620
Full of hope and optimism.

911
01:13:57,240 --> 01:14:01,120
And indeed, it sounds like not a marriage of convenience

912
01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:02,740
due to alcohol consumption,

913
01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:08,720
but definitely one of love, romance, companionship, passion.

914
01:14:10,780 --> 01:14:16,100
and all those stuff into one big, lovely marriage package.

915
01:14:16,460 --> 01:14:17,380
Jukebox Connors.

916
01:14:17,640 --> 01:14:18,400
Flembag, sorry.

917
01:14:18,620 --> 01:14:19,180
Flembag.

918
01:14:20,080 --> 01:14:21,160
And Nine Mill Jill.

919
01:14:23,740 --> 01:14:24,920
She's a hot shooter.

920
01:14:26,860 --> 01:14:27,920
Nine Mill Jill.

921
01:14:29,080 --> 01:14:32,980
I hope Flembag has got his license to Jill.

922
01:14:34,480 --> 01:14:36,280
Nine Millimeter license to Jill.

923
01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:38,840
Get the pints in the heads.

924
01:14:38,900 --> 01:14:39,540
We're getting married.

925
01:14:39,540 --> 01:14:43,420
May I suggest to you lads on your honeymoon,

926
01:14:43,700 --> 01:14:46,040
you take a quick little detour down to Clan Mill.

927
01:14:46,740 --> 01:14:47,060
Fuck.

928
01:14:47,460 --> 01:14:48,120
We're going down.

929
01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:49,520
We're going down.

930
01:14:51,240 --> 01:14:52,380
Sorry about that lads.

931
01:14:52,860 --> 01:14:53,620
We're not going down.

932
01:14:53,860 --> 01:14:54,200
A sound.

933
01:14:56,620 --> 01:14:59,060
May I suggest to you honeymoon or bush lads,

934
01:14:59,260 --> 01:15:00,820
I know that you might have a...

935
01:15:00,820 --> 01:15:05,080
The feckin' lockdown has scuppered your plans,

936
01:15:05,380 --> 01:15:08,140
but it hasn't scuppered your pints, I believe,

937
01:15:08,940 --> 01:15:09,780
due to the message.

938
01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:12,100
I had a dream.

939
01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:12,660
Get there.

940
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:14,020
I had a feckin' dream last night.

941
01:15:14,080 --> 01:15:15,440
I'll get back to the honeymoon in a minute.

942
01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:17,140
I had a dream last night.

943
01:15:17,220 --> 01:15:18,680
I had a pump installed in the house.

944
01:15:19,460 --> 01:15:20,260
I'm not messing.

945
01:15:20,260 --> 01:15:20,260
I'm not messing.

946
01:15:20,260 --> 01:15:23,880
I actually need to fucking align my column here.

947
01:15:29,980 --> 01:15:31,180
Literal dream here.

948
01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:32,580
This is not a drill.

949
01:15:32,980 --> 01:15:34,020
This is not a drill.

950
01:15:34,240 --> 01:15:38,680
I had a dream last night where I had a pump installed in the house.

951
01:15:38,680 --> 01:15:39,100
Why?

952
01:15:39,400 --> 01:15:40,800
Last night I was on Google.

953
01:15:41,180 --> 01:15:42,600
How much for a keg of Guinness?

954
01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:45,420
250 euro for a keg of Guinness.

955
01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:46,660
Broke that down.

956
01:15:47,020 --> 01:15:47,960
What's that per pint?

957
01:15:48,240 --> 01:15:49,560
88 pints in a barrel.

958
01:15:50,020 --> 01:15:50,960
250 a pint.

959
01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:54,400
So you're getting 450, 5 euro markup in the pubs.

960
01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:55,460
The pubs have to make their money.

961
01:15:55,940 --> 01:15:57,860
What if I got my own pump?

962
01:15:58,440 --> 01:15:59,580
Got a carpenter in.

963
01:15:59,960 --> 01:16:01,320
Got it installed in the gaff.

964
01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:04,220
I bought a keg from Guinness.

965
01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:09,540
And that way I could do pint streams.

966
01:16:09,780 --> 01:16:11,460
Real pint streams from my gaff.

967
01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:13,760
Is it a thing?

968
01:16:13,980 --> 01:16:14,740
Should it be done?

969
01:16:15,020 --> 01:16:15,720
Is it possible?

970
01:16:16,420 --> 01:16:17,360
It's looking like it.

971
01:16:18,300 --> 01:16:23,200
Meanwhile, handgun jill, 9 mil jill and phlegm bag.

972
01:16:23,900 --> 01:16:24,820
Best luck on the wedding.

973
01:16:24,820 --> 01:16:26,900
And may I suggest honeymoon.

974
01:16:27,660 --> 01:16:30,860
This lovely bit of undeveloped real estate here.

975
01:16:31,180 --> 01:16:31,980
Out in clan mail.

976
01:16:34,100 --> 01:16:35,320
It could be all yours.

977
01:16:35,660 --> 01:16:37,900
It looks like no one is making any usage of it.

978
01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:40,960
Even just set up a gazebo out there and go on the piss.

979
01:16:41,860 --> 01:16:44,780
And you could utilize that 5th spoke there.

980
01:16:46,060 --> 01:16:53,420
To a prime time access point to your wedding honeymoon period.

981
01:16:55,180 --> 01:16:57,220
You could have a honeymoon period out there.

982
01:16:57,500 --> 01:16:58,100
And what's more.

983
01:16:59,180 --> 01:16:59,980
Go on the piss.

984
01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:00,700
Go on the lash.

985
01:17:00,700 --> 01:17:06,360
And then go for a little walk on this lovely man made walkway there.

986
01:17:06,780 --> 01:17:10,840
Look across the river to Waterford and look at that Water treatments facility.

987
01:17:13,220 --> 01:17:14,800
Get a good old sniff of that.

988
01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:17,480
Another pint in the park.

989
01:17:17,480 --> 01:17:18,060
Another pint in the park.

990
01:17:18,060 --> 01:17:21,640
And then on to the sensory park as well.

991
01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:28,200
You'll have to tell the parents to leave and take their children with them while you go on the slides and swings as pitched.

992
01:17:28,900 --> 01:17:31,520
Make sure you have somebody there who's at the health and safety.

993
01:17:32,860 --> 01:17:38,200
Health and safety to make sure you don't twist an ankle or fuck up a vertebrae when you're on that slide.

994
01:17:39,260 --> 01:17:39,920
And then what else.

995
01:17:39,920 --> 01:17:41,920
And then what else.

996
01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:43,840
You can head off then.

997
01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:48,400
Maybe back home I suppose or you could take another flight down here.

998
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:52,940
To a second water treatment facility this time in tip.

999
01:17:55,060 --> 01:17:55,500
Scandalous.

1000
01:17:59,120 --> 01:17:59,520
Scandalous.

1001
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:03,060
So, so, so, so scandalous.

1002
01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:04,140
Look at that.

1003
01:18:04,760 --> 01:18:06,400
Maybe you could have a look at this over here.

1004
01:18:07,940 --> 01:18:09,680
Plenty of place to park anyway.

1005
01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:12,140
You could have a 250 guest social distance.

1006
01:18:13,020 --> 01:18:13,580
Clan Mel.

1007
01:18:14,920 --> 01:18:16,600
Clan Mel honeymoon period.

1008
01:18:18,060 --> 01:18:19,180
It's all for the taking.

1009
01:18:19,620 --> 01:18:20,100
Mike Tui.

1010
01:18:20,220 --> 01:18:21,020
Thank you very much.

1011
01:18:21,340 --> 01:18:22,640
Mike Tui for the tip.

1012
01:18:23,620 --> 01:18:23,980
Cisp.

1013
01:18:24,480 --> 01:18:25,820
Thank you very much, Cisp.

1014
01:18:26,760 --> 01:18:28,360
For your tip as well, lads.

1015
01:18:31,740 --> 01:18:33,940
We're really getting to grips with Clan Mel today.

1016
01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:36,580
Lovely racetrack here.

1017
01:18:38,040 --> 01:18:38,420
Hey.

1018
01:18:39,860 --> 01:18:40,820
Nine mil Jill.

1019
01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:42,220
Why don't you feckin'

1020
01:18:42,220 --> 01:18:44,700
Get down here.

1021
01:18:46,180 --> 01:18:46,700
Bring the hub.

1022
01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:47,600
Bring the hubby.

1023
01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:49,580
Flembag down here.

1024
01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:53,960
And you can do like a kind of

1025
01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:54,720
couples.

1026
01:18:55,340 --> 01:18:56,640
Fall guys kind of.

1027
01:18:56,740 --> 01:18:57,820
It's a knockout style.

1028
01:18:58,660 --> 01:19:00,900
Racing where you dress up in funny costumes.

1029
01:19:02,260 --> 01:19:03,520
And race around the track.

1030
01:19:03,680 --> 01:19:04,660
Because there's no racing show.

1031
01:19:04,720 --> 01:19:05,680
There's nothing now with the COVID.

1032
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:07,040
Mike Tui.

1033
01:19:07,180 --> 01:19:08,420
Thank you very much, Mike Tui.

1034
01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:10,500
And Cisp.

1035
01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:11,840
And Dave Hedgehog.

1036
01:19:11,940 --> 01:19:12,840
Jeff Goldblum.

1037
01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:13,900
Big fan of the stream.

1038
01:19:14,280 --> 01:19:15,700
I'm a big fan of the fly, Jeff.

1039
01:19:16,720 --> 01:19:17,960
I'm a big fan of the fly.

1040
01:19:18,060 --> 01:19:18,940
And I hope you're getting on well.

1041
01:19:18,940 --> 01:19:20,020
Jurassic Park as well.

1042
01:19:20,080 --> 01:19:20,780
You did well in that.

1043
01:19:22,780 --> 01:19:23,540
And, uh,

1044
01:19:24,060 --> 01:19:26,880
Meryl, Merylfield for Duggan.

1045
01:19:26,940 --> 01:19:27,720
Thank you very much.

1046
01:19:28,340 --> 01:19:29,860
An itchy-faced car park.

1047
01:19:30,860 --> 01:19:36,880
who says, it's an absolute joy to experience the wonders of Clan Mel via flight.

1048
01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:47,300
Another four-way with access to pitches.

1049
01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:49,680
One pitches.

1050
01:19:49,900 --> 01:19:50,960
One, two.

1051
01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:52,080
Two full-size.

1052
01:19:52,820 --> 01:19:58,940
You've got a 400-meter standard race running track.

1053
01:19:59,780 --> 01:20:01,080
Beside those two pitches.

1054
01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:02,600
Another four-spoke.

1055
01:20:02,740 --> 01:20:03,280
We've been there.

1056
01:20:03,340 --> 01:20:05,460
We've spoke about it before.

1057
01:20:05,880 --> 01:20:10,840
We've got a massive four-spoke here with an interesting middle feature.

1058
01:20:11,460 --> 01:20:12,740
Let's go down for street view.

1059
01:20:12,820 --> 01:20:14,180
Let's take that pause down there.

1060
01:20:14,640 --> 01:20:16,080
Let's go for street view on this.

1061
01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:17,620
Have a look at that feature.

1062
01:20:17,740 --> 01:20:19,860
It's an incredible bit of Clan Melian work.

1063
01:20:20,500 --> 01:20:22,300
Which we've never seen the like of before.

1064
01:20:22,420 --> 01:20:24,160
Please remind me if I leave the map up.

1065
01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:25,640
Hit me with the mentions.

1066
01:20:29,260 --> 01:20:30,380
Let's check out this.

1067
01:20:31,120 --> 01:20:31,600
Roundabout.

1068
01:20:31,860 --> 01:20:32,200
It's...

1069
01:20:33,780 --> 01:20:34,920
Fet-fettered.

1070
01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:36,840
I'm getting a bit dizzy here.

1071
01:20:45,780 --> 01:20:46,620
Fettered Road.

1072
01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:55,200
I'm throwing that down. Sorry I just need to put on a bit of... Sorry I just need to stand up for a moment I'm getting dizzy.

1073
01:21:04,200 --> 01:21:09,200
Fucking heck I'll be back in a moment. I just need to get a supple water here I'm getting dizzy.

1074
01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:11,200
I'm getting dizzy.

1075
01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:12,200
Bye.

1076
01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:14,200
Bye.

1077
01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:16,200
Bye.

1078
01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:18,200
Bye.

1079
01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:20,200
Bye.

1080
01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:22,200
Bye.

1081
01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:24,200
Bye.

1082
01:21:24,200 --> 01:21:26,200
Bye.

1083
01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:28,200
Bye.

1084
01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:30,200
Bye.

1085
01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:32,200
Bye.

1086
01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:34,200
Bye.

1087
01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:36,200
Bye.

1088
01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:38,200
Bye.

1089
01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:40,200
Bye.

1090
01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:42,200
Bye.

1091
01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:44,200
Bye.

1092
01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:46,200
Bye.

1093
01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:48,200
Bye.

1094
01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:50,200
Bye.

1095
01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:52,200
Bye.

1096
01:21:52,200 --> 01:21:54,200
Bye.

1097
01:21:54,200 --> 01:21:56,200
Bye.

1098
01:21:56,200 --> 01:21:58,200
Bye.

1099
01:21:58,200 --> 01:22:00,200
Bye.

1100
01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:02,200
Bye.

1101
01:22:02,200 --> 01:22:04,200
Bye.

1102
01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:06,200
Bye.

1103
01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:08,200
Bye.

1104
01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:10,200
Bye.

1105
01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:12,200
Bye.

1106
01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:14,200
Bye.

1107
01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:16,200
Bye.

1108
01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:18,200
Bye.

1109
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:20,200
Bye.

1110
01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:22,200
Bye.

1111
01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:24,200
Bye.

1112
01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:26,200
Bye.

1113
01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:28,200
Bye.

1114
01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:30,200
Bye.

1115
01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:32,200
Bye.

1116
01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:34,200
Bye.

1117
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:36,200
Bye.

1118
01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:38,200
Bye.

1119
01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:40,200
Bye.

1120
01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:42,200
Bye.

1121
01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:44,200
Bye.

1122
01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:48,840
In a dream my memories come.

1123
01:22:51,240 --> 01:22:55,880
Every felt mood and space.

1124
01:22:58,360 --> 01:23:03,720
What the hell am I trying to say?

1125
01:23:05,400 --> 01:23:08,760
Is that time to make it up for you?

1126
01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:12,120
To ride on rides, but don't make it sound like...

1127
01:23:12,120 --> 01:23:15,800
Sorry about that, I'll tell you what that is. Now when I get into a...

1128
01:23:15,800 --> 01:23:25,080
When I got excited there about the... about that stretch of prime time clan million real estate.

1129
01:23:26,360 --> 01:23:29,080
And whenever I get into a...

1130
01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:40,520
A car park funk, or a concrete funk. What would you call that? A concretion funk out.

1131
01:23:40,520 --> 01:23:45,240
Sometimes my mind, my head starts getting dizzy.

1132
01:23:45,240 --> 01:23:52,200
Thanks very much John Madden potato for the tip. It hurts lad.

1133
01:23:54,200 --> 01:23:55,160
Thank you very much.

1134
01:23:58,920 --> 01:24:00,200
Thank you very much.

1135
01:24:02,600 --> 01:24:07,160
We're gonna go down here to Fethor Roundabout. Have a little look at that.

1136
01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:15,720
Wow. Would you believe it? Could you believe it? Did you ever dare to dream it?

1137
01:24:16,920 --> 01:24:21,520
It's an insane centerpiece for a roundabout.

1138
01:24:22,140 --> 01:24:22,960
An insane concept.

1139
01:24:23,440 --> 01:24:25,600
And I want to say a big, big thank you there to It Hurts Lad,

1140
01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:27,840
who just tipped very, very generously.

1141
01:24:28,420 --> 01:24:31,220
Every time you go on a rant and almost die,

1142
01:24:33,020 --> 01:24:35,660
it keeps killing me, and I've got to stop laughing.

1143
01:24:36,220 --> 01:24:38,580
Well, I mean, it's not really nice to be laughing at someone

1144
01:24:38,580 --> 01:24:40,200
when they're about to die in an airplane.

1145
01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:44,140
So, again, conflicting emotions there,

1146
01:24:44,400 --> 01:24:46,440
because I'm grateful for the tip,

1147
01:24:46,540 --> 01:24:49,940
but I don't really like my near-death experience

1148
01:24:49,940 --> 01:24:53,260
as being the source of minor amusement to people,

1149
01:24:54,080 --> 01:24:56,160
even though the amusement doesn't seem to be minor,

1150
01:24:56,340 --> 01:24:59,420
and I was judging by the amount of ha-ha-has you repeated in that message.

1151
01:25:00,420 --> 01:25:05,460
But good vibes is seemingly being bestowed,

1152
01:25:05,580 --> 01:25:09,200
even though it's a different kind of vibe I'm after.

1153
01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:14,560
You know, when I do Nilly Crash, it's a shock to me,

1154
01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:15,440
and it's a shock to you.

1155
01:25:16,160 --> 01:25:17,540
We might end up in the hospital.

1156
01:25:17,540 --> 01:25:19,180
We might have to end up going back to Turles.

1157
01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:22,580
If there's a hospital there, is there a hospital in Clan Mill?

1158
01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:23,620
I'm not sure.

1159
01:25:23,620 --> 01:25:24,000
I'm not sure.

1160
01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:26,040
I'm not sure.

1161
01:25:26,040 --> 01:25:26,040
I'm not sure.

1162
01:25:26,040 --> 01:25:26,040
I'm not sure.

1163
01:25:32,120 --> 01:25:35,580
Now look at this lovely, beautiful roundabout.

1164
01:25:35,580 --> 01:25:40,000
The third roundabout in Clan Mill.

1165
01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:44,260
There's a cider hospital.

1166
01:25:44,260 --> 01:25:48,040
There's no hospital in Clan Mill, but you can go to the cider factory,

1167
01:25:48,040 --> 01:25:55,340
and it'll put you on an IV drip of lovely, crisp cider.

1168
01:26:00,420 --> 01:26:03,300
Some of these people here on the roundabout.

1169
01:26:03,300 --> 01:26:04,140
Is this a hitcher?

1170
01:26:04,140 --> 01:26:04,160
Is this a hitcher?

1171
01:26:07,480 --> 01:26:10,940
I think it's a man with a plan.

1172
01:26:15,560 --> 01:26:16,500
Let's see her now.

1173
01:26:19,680 --> 01:26:20,900
Thank you very much there.

1174
01:26:20,900 --> 01:26:21,380
It hurts.

1175
01:26:21,380 --> 01:26:22,400
And Mike Toohey.

1176
01:26:22,400 --> 01:26:24,920
Have you seen the train tracks in Clan Mill, you see?

1177
01:26:25,920 --> 01:26:26,760
I have not.

1178
01:26:27,500 --> 01:26:28,380
I'd have to have a look.

1179
01:26:29,760 --> 01:26:31,800
And Mr. La Moose.

1180
01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:34,480
And Phil Hogan.

1181
01:26:34,480 --> 01:26:35,380
Thank you very much.

1182
01:26:37,960 --> 01:26:39,300
And Evan Kilban.

1183
01:26:39,900 --> 01:26:40,880
Thank you very much.

1184
01:26:42,480 --> 01:26:47,420
Now if you were heading into Clan Mill, and you were going around checking out the sights,

1185
01:26:47,420 --> 01:26:56,380
the scenes, the sounds, you'd do very well to hit this roundabout here and admire a few

1186
01:26:56,380 --> 01:26:59,060
of these threes, which just come out of nowhere.

1187
01:27:02,860 --> 01:27:09,780
I mean, I've seen a beautiful roundabout the last day in Kilmalick.

1188
01:27:10,280 --> 01:27:11,200
Not Kilmalick, sorry.

1189
01:27:11,200 --> 01:27:15,340
In, uh, Cashel.

1190
01:27:16,080 --> 01:27:17,980
No, in Turles.

1191
01:27:18,780 --> 01:27:20,260
Turles had a few amazing.

1192
01:27:20,420 --> 01:27:21,420
No, sorry, Nina.

1193
01:27:23,140 --> 01:27:27,160
It's hard to believe the sights and scenes we've seen in Tipperary.

1194
01:27:28,280 --> 01:27:29,720
Evan Kilban, thank you very much.

1195
01:27:31,240 --> 01:27:34,120
Nina has some amazing roundabouts.

1196
01:27:34,900 --> 01:27:38,300
But I don't think they ever reached the level of this here.

1197
01:27:41,020 --> 01:27:42,660
I don't think they ever reached this level.

1198
01:27:54,660 --> 01:27:56,660
And that's for pollinators.

1199
01:27:58,880 --> 01:28:00,460
You've got your pollinators there.

1200
01:28:07,460 --> 01:28:21,480
Alex the little, the little manning.

1201
01:28:21,560 --> 01:28:22,340
Thank you very much.

1202
01:28:25,640 --> 01:28:26,280
Down here.

1203
01:28:27,760 --> 01:28:28,360
Lovely day.

1204
01:28:28,420 --> 01:28:28,880
Look at that.

1205
01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:30,860
The photograph is taken on a beautiful day.

1206
01:28:34,140 --> 01:28:35,560
You've got playing fields down here.

1207
01:28:36,800 --> 01:28:37,720
I've got that round.

1208
01:28:37,940 --> 01:28:38,580
I've got that round.

1209
01:28:39,660 --> 01:28:40,460
Maybe down here.

1210
01:29:02,020 --> 01:29:25,000
town center. Let's get a little look at that Teshko. Look at this mini one. Wonderful.

1211
01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:54,980
Dreamy. Very dreamy. Let's see if we can do something here with this. Have we got the... It's a dreamy one.

1212
01:29:54,980 --> 01:30:12,980
It's a real dreamy, dreamy roundabout. It's a miniature job. You could spend a few hours just taking your time. Wishing your troubles away.

1213
01:30:12,980 --> 01:30:30,980
They don't make them like this anymore. They don't make them like this anymore. Quality, quality, peace.

1214
01:30:30,980 --> 01:30:52,980
And you know we've been there. We've seen it all. We've seen all these lovely little creatures. These roundabouts. Sometimes...

1215
01:30:52,980 --> 01:31:04,980
Life comes at you pretty fast. And in a roundabout way, what I'm really trying to say...

1216
01:31:04,980 --> 01:31:16,980
Is that you could spend all your days going round and round the circle of life. Elton John and the feckin' Lion King.

1217
01:31:16,980 --> 01:31:28,980
Timon and Poompa. Simba. Gimba. Jimba. Jamba. Three Lion Rumba.

1218
01:31:28,980 --> 01:31:40,980
The beast never slumbers. Because when you wake up in the middle of a roundabout.

1219
01:31:40,980 --> 01:31:50,980
You know... You know... That you've been on the piss. And things got out of hand. They got out of hand very quickly.

1220
01:31:50,980 --> 01:32:02,860
Oh, Mama Niamano.

1221
01:32:08,860 --> 01:32:18,620
Yo, Mama Niamano.

1222
01:32:18,620 --> 01:32:32,620
Yo, Mama Niamano.

1223
01:32:32,620 --> 01:33:02,600
Oh, Mama Niamano.

1224
01:33:02,600 --> 01:33:32,580
Oh, Mama Niamano.

1225
01:33:32,580 --> 01:33:36,800
Alcoholic reverentious.

1226
01:33:41,340 --> 01:33:43,460
How are you, Johnny?

1227
01:33:47,580 --> 01:33:51,800
Oh, Mama Niamano.

1228
01:33:51,800 --> 01:34:00,760
Kissed by a stone on the grave.

1229
01:34:00,760 --> 01:34:06,820
Celtic tiger artifacts.

1230
01:34:06,820 --> 01:34:14,260
Thoughtful tarmac.

1231
01:34:14,980 --> 01:34:17,560
Bent in the ballard.

1232
01:34:18,980 --> 01:34:20,740
Aggregate ambitions.

1233
01:34:25,520 --> 01:34:28,200
Yield sign yearnings.

1234
01:34:28,200 --> 01:34:33,280
Phil Hogan's earnings.

1235
01:34:33,280 --> 01:34:33,280
Phil Hogan's earnings.

1236
01:34:33,280 --> 01:34:38,080
Termacadum transitions.

1237
01:34:38,080 --> 01:34:41,960
Retail park ambitions.

1238
01:34:41,960 --> 01:34:45,640
Close down Harvey Normans.

1239
01:34:45,640 --> 01:34:45,640
Close down Harvey Normans.

1240
01:34:45,640 --> 01:34:58,520
Signpost symbology.

1241
01:34:58,520 --> 01:35:03,660
Wayne Cunningham and Desby.

1242
01:35:03,660 --> 01:35:08,200
Wayne Cunningham and Desby.

1243
01:35:08,200 --> 01:35:12,120
Wayne Cunningham and Desby.

1244
01:35:12,120 --> 01:35:13,180
Thank you very much.

1245
01:35:13,180 --> 01:35:15,240
you
